Bret Nelson

Paradise found

As you dig your feet into the warm sand, two blonde tan women wearing bright red and pink bikinis filled to the brim stroll into your field of view. Warm summer zephyrs caress your hair and body and the indigo...

Academic requirements too lax

The dreaded list is out. Some athletes cower in fear of their lives. Coaches become infuriated at certain athletes. These athletes are ineligible because of two Fs on their report cards. They whine and cry to the...

Steroids: Are they worth the weight?

Just before practice Monday afternoon, star discus thrower Dirk Brawn, visits the coach. The coach hands him an unmarked bottle. The bottle contains anabolic steroids. A fictitious scene, sure, but it is one that...

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