John Sadowski
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Plasticeen porters and Polythene Pam: Questions exist as the Handiwrap of invention
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I think Igor and Quasimodo must be related...but then, what do I know. I’ll tell you what I know. How wide is truth? What bugs the moon? How does time feel? Who discovered elevator muzik? And how do those Russian...
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Questions exist as the Handiwrap of invention
Plasticeen porters and Polythene Pam:
Columnist I think Igor and Quasimodo must be related...but then, what do I know. I'll tell you what I know. How wide is truth? What bugs the moon? How does time feel? Who discovered elevator muzak? And how do those...
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Romping through column-land: `Got me a car, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail--but then again, maybe not'
I had a hard time writing this column, and I think I deserve a lot of money or some fruitful land or something. I started opening lines like: “The Clickety-clack brothers were not known for their good habits.” and...
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A return to our regularly scheduled interruption
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We’ll be right back after these commercial message --click. --at the astounding low price of only $16 a can! And remember, this is Gromo brand food vanish, so that foodo’ yours is gonna glisten...
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In the quest for things, phone information leads to bad puns
Warning: Copyright 1989 by the Generic Family Singers. For ages three and older. Guaranteed for 90 days past distribution date. If column gets in eyes, wash thoroughly with warm water. If irritation continues,...
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In the quest for things, phone information leads to bad puns
Warning: Copyright 1989 by the Generic Family Singers. For ages three and older. Guaranteed for 90 days past distribution date. If column gets in eyes, wash thoroughly with warm water. If irritation continues,...