Tina Sadowski

Swan song: Columnist bows

And the seventeen-year-old columnist sat down and played the Beatles (as she always does) and began her very last column. "Thank you, teachers, thank you," she wrote, as the Beatles sang wonderfully (as they always...

Handbook: Looking through a glass onion

Forgive me, but when I read this (of course it's from The Neurotic's Handbook when will you learn?) I laughed really hard and decided it was my duty as a person to share it with you. Even though it's about teenagers,...

Enigmatic Transmissions

Journal reactions to thought-provoking short story by Tina Sadowski

I'll tell you right now, the following story isn't at all humorous. Sometimes (a very few times, let's hope) it's better to think than to laugh. The man in the off-white linen suit stopped in the middle of the wide...

smell like soap

In the old days, soap opera writers gave their characters simple, "run-of-the-mill" names like Stan, Moe, Sally and Fran. Then the writers' realized the stories they were doing were stupid, so they decided to come up...

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AI found on page 3; Columnist: Tina Sadow-ski; low confidence

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AI found on page 8; by Tina Sadowski; low confidence