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The Bison - April 9, 1943 - Issue 6

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EXHIBITION DAY APRIL 19

WITH THE ARMED FORCES

Eugene Munson of the U. S. Navy addresses the students at the Student-Faculty Assembly on March 30. Eugene has been stationed in the South Pacific for two years. He is a former member of the Bison staff.

A motion was made and carried that beginning with the next school year the Bison staff be composed of six editors and six assistants. The motion was made by the principal and seconded by Mr. Smith. The new staff members will be chosen by the faculty and the principal.

Exhibit day will be held on April 19. The day will include the annual parade and the exhibition in the gymnasium. All departments of the school will present their work. The public is invited to attend.

Graduation will be held on May 28. The class of '43 will present the seniors for graduation. The graduation exercises will be held in the auditorium.

GRADUATION DATE IS CHANGED

Last week, commencement exercises were changed from the last Friday in May to the next Wednesday. The date was changed because of the conflict with the state examinations which will be held Saturday following the original date. Parents are urged to note the change and plan accordingly.

Seniors are reminded that all diploma fees must be paid before the day of graduation. Diplomas will not be distributed until all debts to the school are cleared.

ALL DEPARTMENTS TO PRESENT YEAR'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS

All parents are invited to attend the exhibition day when the school will show the work of every department. There will be displays of art work, scientific experiments, music, and industrial arts. The exhibition will be held in the main building and the adjacent gymnasium.

The purpose of the exhibition is to give parents and the public an opportunity to see the progress of the pupils during the school year. Teachers will be on hand to explain the work and answer questions.

Special attention will be given to the senior projects which will be on display in the library. Each department has prepared a series of exhibits designed to show the best work done during the year.

Judge Brown of the state education board will be present to examine the work and to give a short address. All are urged to attend and to support the school in this annual event.

HONOR ROLL

SENIORS

Lorraina Bjork
Meredith Bjorkland
Delcy Holm
Anna Kobler
Ruth Lind
Miriam Christiansen

JUNIORS

Henry Alan Phelps
(Cont. on page 10)

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THE VALUE OF MUSIC TODAY

What would you do without music? Most of us couldn't imagine life without any music at all. Have you ever stopped to think just how much music is appreciated by everyone? Music plays a big part in our lives and we hope you are not one to scoff at music. Some would say that music is only for the pleasure of listening; others would say that it is the best of all hobbies. To some it may be just a pastime, to others it is a profession. For many of us it is a necessary part of our lives and is enjoyed by everyone. It is important for us to develop good taste in music, for it will help to make our lives richer and fuller and it will make us more appreciative of the good things of life. (Continued on page 11)

FADS and FASHIONS

Public

1. When you're out, you carry your smile.
2. You will not be old by a whistle, but by a lorgnette.
3. Never put your love on view.
4. Give him much too much of your pocketbook.
5. Don't help the bus.

Dancing

6. Turning one down for a dance is foolish. Makes the person

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WHAT THEY SHOULD HAVE

Ted Moody-------------------------------Kitty car
Bob Koskovic-----------------------------Remarkable, magnifying glasses
Vas Korp----------------------------------You guess
Warren Johnson---------------------------Nice glasses
Fred Kinning---------------------------------A girlfriend
Dan Wilkinson------------------------------Some color
Don Lyle-----------------------------------Nice girl
Eleanor Sillc------------------------------Your boyfriend
Marilyn Burns-----------------------------More co-operation
Iris Holloway-----------------------------Juvenile love affairs
Merle Long-------------------------------- Cute little blond
Lou Rizzo---------------------------------Lots of phonographs
John Bend-------------------------------Some really frogs
Don B. Huston----------------------------Two decent boys
Eldon Kor-------------------------------- Sort of looking into you
Ronald Eason------------------------------A trifle weaker
Violet Olson------------------------------Some more nasal and
higher pitched tones
B. S. G.----------------------------------The Prom
Alice Kula----------------------------------Permanent
Donna Powers-------------------------------A new dad
John Dahl----------------------------------(Don't tell us all!)
Jeanette Hils------------------------------Rather unpredictable
Peg McKinley-------------------------------Better mustaches
Phyllis Beck--------------------------------Not close to pant
Mary Anne----------------------------------More boys around
Ruth Whitehurst----------------------------More combined gas
Dot Charlton-------------------------------Nothing--she's happy
Jean Vento---------------------------------Things that are rolling
Bob Connors---------------------------------By getting to do
Maude Slater-------------------------------More to the Alvin
Club

GRADUATION

CONTEST
Certificates for any
student who submits
the best copy of a
"graduation edition"
for the Post will be
presented. Articles of
no more than two
columns, double-spaced,
Are to be handed to the
Editorial office by noon
on April 10. Content to
be graduation activities
Which will be chosen by
The editors.

RULES
1. Each student may
enter as many items as
he wishes.
2. Contest closes on
April 10.
3. Compositions must
be in ink.
4. Winners will be
selected by the editorial
staff.
5. Posters must be
16 x 20.
6. Eagles--Mrs. Long

THIS IS WAR

The ground is strewn with red
witnes andy and
victims dying and
on and.

Victors are silently
watching.

Hope has forever sleep
on in.

Fathers and mothers mourn
Remember their sons for that dear
forbidden Mother.

Her tender motherly
hand is lost.

And when they hope and
pray for the ones
Who are gone, let there be
peace.

And let these wars
end forever. Amen.

Lois Stevens

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SENIOR CLASS INTERVIEWS

The next senior to step into the lime-light in the "honor\-rolling" gang to be brought to you by"Junior\-Thomas" is none other than Marshall. He is especially talented in band work and his favorite subject is anything in the line of science.

Imagine a good friend like Marshall choosing spaghetti for his favorite food? Well, this is his choice.

This week has been hectic with the senior trying to decide Marshall's; many have been kept pegged in the office at long hours.

Marshall's favorite time of the year is coming up. The day after graduation; we are sure some Marshall's the last day will be a success in the future with your ability of music and dancing.

Marie Bock has gone to Buffalo High for six years.

Her favorite subject is home ec., but she has no favorite. Good. She says she likes everything. Rational: both bother her \- \- .

Going to movies is Marie's hobby and she thinks the "Movie Above All" is the best one she has seen.

With her fondness of home ec., she ought to have any trouble finding success in the future.

Dancing is another interest next to one of the senior interests, Virgil H. is the also known as "Babe."

For favorite subjects he likes algebra and some day he hopes to be a conductor.

When it comes to eating "all in take a bite\- his bowl of chili\- the hotter the better."

Katherine Herbster is her favorite actress. Eventually all actors get older.

Bike riding and tennis are her favorite sports and although she hasn't seen any novel hero in the "House of Huggertons" she likes in another way; sport mixes.

Contest on town roll.

MOVIES & PROGRAMS DURING MARCH

Although there weren't many pupils in motion picture classes, there were eleven or more on March 16.

This was an interesting program presented by Mr. Stanclaw showing "Devotion" and "Riding to Victory." There was also a short talk on "War Bonds" and "Civilian Defense."

In one of the programs there was a short illustrated dialogue entitled "The Road To Victory."

Mr. Osborne was present at Australia but some time later he returned. He is now in Engr. He is a good mechanic and works for groceries; looking for small places to work and is now living in the country.

On March 19, the Junior Class held its meeting. The main items of discussion were future plans and tests.

The movie started with the early history of motion pictures, showing how they developed through the years and how they are made today.

Then there was a short skit entitled "A Baby\-Sit\-ting Service" showing the work of the service and its many problems.

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BAND AND CHORUS DOINGS

For the past few weeks the band and chorus have been hard at work preparing for their annual Easter concert. On Easter Sunday groups who enroll for private lessons are being graded by the school instructors. Following the chorus recital was held in the auditorium. Several groups of Divine Services and the Primary Classes. The chorus and boys sang "Nearer My God to Thee" and other selections. The orchestra presented a group of numbers which were well received. The program was under the direction of Mr. Adams. The pupils did very well on their numbers. A solo was given by Mary Clark which was applauded by all. The band announces that it will present a concert in the near future. Attendance was large at the last rehearsal. The chorus will continue practice next week.

FIRST GRADES

The first grade room is playing games with sightings on the sea and on the land. In the book of 'Down the road' the children are learning many new words. Miss Keller and Miss Oakes are assisting the teacher.

SECOND GRADES

The second grade room is making pictures of animals. They are also learning to write sentences. The class made a model of a farm. They will have a program next week.

THIRD GRADE

The third grade pupils are being taught to read with expression. They have been reading many new books in their reading period. Spelling exercises are given every day.

FOURTH GRADE

Pupils in the fourth grade have been studying the state of New York. They have been having special lessons in arithmetic and geography. Stories of early settlers have been read to the class.

FIFTH GRADE

The fifth grade have been doing work in science. They made drawings of the different parts of a plant. Oral reports were given by several pupils.

EDITORIAL

Cont. from 3. Is girls there trouble that they are two much on their heads about their hair? I will give my own opinion on it soon.

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Social Activities

Last Friday the Seniors and Freshmen went to the High School. It would seem that Gymnasium would be a thing which would excite the High School Ball team. The whole program was a success. The Seniors, Freshman, and Sophomore had a real good time. Following the game the Seniors and Freshmen went to the Gym and had a Halloween party. Mr. May, one of the faculty members, told the class about the history of the holiday and showed the class pictures of the olden times when they celebrated the day. The class seemed to enjoy it very much. The Juniors will have their party next Friday night. Everyone had a good time.

Last Sunday Father and Mother were out calling. They visited a number of our townspeople. They reported having a fine time. They also visited friends in town and had a very pleasant evening.

Mrs. Evans entertained her Bridge Club Thursday afternoon. Those present were: Mrs. Brown, Mrs. Green, Mrs. White, and Mrs. Black. The hostess served a delicious luncheon. Mrs. White won the first prize and Mrs. Green the consolation.

The school play which is to be given next month is progressing rapidly. The Junior class is very busy preparing costumes and rehearsing their parts. The Seniors are also helping with the scenery and lighting which should make the production a success.

We are looking forward to the spring picnic which will be held the last week in May. Everyone is expected to attend and bring a covered dish. There will be games, music, and a great deal of fun for all who go.

Sixth Grade

Last Friday the Sixth Grade had guest day. Mrs. Brown was the guest speaker and spoke on the topic of community service. After the talk the pupils showed their projects which they have been working on for several weeks. Everyone enjoyed the day very much.

This week in arithmetic the pupils are studying fractions and their applications. In geography they are learning the names and locations of the United States. In reading the class is reading stories about pioneers and early settlers.

The Sixth Grade pupils are reminded to bring their library books back to school by Friday so that others may have a turn at reading them.

Fifth Grade

Last Tuesday the Fifth Grade visited the public library. The children were shown how to find books and were told about the proper care of books. They were permitted to select books to take back to school for their reading assignments.

In science the pupils are studying plants and their growth. Several members of the class brought plant specimens to be identified and discussed. The teacher reminded the class to keep their science notebooks up to date.

Fourth Grade

The Fourth Grade has been studying early American history. They have made maps showing the thirteen colonies and discussed the important events leading up to the formation of our government. The pupils also enjoyed a dramatization of a colonial day in class.

In mathematics the class is learning about long division and practicing problems to increase speed and accuracy. Spelling bees have been held to improve vocabulary and correct usage of words.

Junior Grade

Last week the Junior Grade held a very interesting meeting with a visiting speaker who discussed the importance of good citizenship and community involvement. The pupils asked many questions and expressed a desire to do more for their town.

In English the class read a short story and wrote compositions on the theme. Several essays were read aloud and criticized constructively by the teacher and classmates.

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BASKETBALL

The St. Clair students continued to roll on in their win over the Washington-Greene squad, 28-12, in the opening of the holiday playing. The team that beat East Palestine 31-6 and Bloom Vinton 44-14 will meet H.E. Turner here tonight in a return game. The St. Clair five rolled in the first half on the scoring of Smith, who hit a long shot from behind the foul line to open the scoring. The team had taken control in the second quarter and then early in the third started controlling the tempo of the game with long shots from the floor. H.E. Turner had the ball most of the time but could not score on the St. Clair defense. The final score was 28-12.

SPOTHS NEWS IN BRIEF

After winning over Mound Thursday night, the Blue Devils won again last Saturday in the St. Paul Playday to clinch the region play-off spot. The Blue Devils took advantage of poor play by their opponents and were leading at the half 20-12. Their second half defense held the St. Paul team to single digit scoring to insure the victory. Coach Harris praised the team's effort and said he hopes the squad will continue to improve as the season progresses.

In other sports, the town's baseball program announced plans for spring tryouts with details to be announced next week. The track meet scheduled for this weekend was postponed due to inclement weather and will be rescheduled later in the month.

During all basketball play the public is asked to refrain from bringing alcoholic beverages to the gym. The school board reiterated its policy on sportsmanship and conduct, encouraging parents and fans to support the athletes in a positive manner. Tickets for the upcoming charity game will be on sale at the school office starting Monday.

GIRLS' SPORTS

Next year the squad will be handled by new coaches in the girl's program. The new staff will include Miss Carter and Mrs. Jones who will start tryouts next month. Practice sessions are scheduled for weekdays at 4 p.m. and Saturdays at 10 a.m. A preliminary meeting for parents will be held Friday evening at the school gymnasium.

Coach Skinner hopes for good results as he looks forward to both football and basketball seasons. He expressed confidence in the new coaching staff and urged community support for the girls' teams.

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GIRLS' SPORTS

Con't. from page 7
The all night open house was a very successful one, and large attendance and lots of enthusiasm made it a big success. The junior boys of 2A sponsor a prize for the most enthusiastic person who stays the longest.
The older girls especially enjoyed the food and dance music, and the younger girls had a swell time also. The music was furnished by many of the boys and girls who enjoy playing.
Taylor played his sax, and also rendered two numbers on the piano. Alice was the soloist on the violin.
After the dance the guests helped to clean up and everything was put in order.
The girls feel that the dance was a great success and hope that it will become an annual event.
The following girls were among those present: Mary, Helen, Rita, June, Carol, and many others.
All in all the party was one of the best of the season and everyone went home happy and very tired.

TIDIO CLUB NEWS

The livest party of the summer was the first of the Tidio Club meetings this year. We had a swell time with games and dancing.
We played many different games and everyone seemed to enjoy themselves.
After the refreshments were served, we had a short business meeting and discussed plans for future meetings.
The club is planning a picnic and a carnival, and everyone is urged to attend.
New members are always welcome and there is plenty of fun for all.
The club meets every Friday evening and we hope to see you there.

Who's Who on the Team

Kenneth Southerland Parker
Dale Rider
Bob Rider
Bill Rider
Joe started basketball when he was in the seventh grade. He played on the gym team in the eighth grade and then joined the varsity when he was a freshman. Joe is an excellent dribbler and a good team player.
He started playing football in the eighth grade and has been a regular on the varsity for three years. He plays end and is noted for his fast running and sure tackling.
Tom started basketball in the ninth grade and has improved greatly. He is a good passer and has a strong shot.
Bob has been a regular on the team for two years and is noted for his defensive work. He is also a good rebounder and plays hard all the time.
Our coach says that the team has shown great improvement this year and with continued practice they will be a fine team next season.

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SENIOR INTERVIEWS

Skipping lines on top and next to the page the ruckus when I step in the room. "Class, who has gone to school here for seven years?" He is short and dark and is wearing a fur collar. He is faint of voice though his pet name is "Buddy." He claims that when his father came between him and school girls and women, he keeps in motion. His name is "Tony." The next to the line of speakers. "My classmate".

He sits in various corners around the room and asks, "Who wants to go to college?" and several raise their hands. Many yelling and smiling. "Who wants to go to the prom?" "Do you plan to go to the prom?"

"Where are you going to college?" This question gets several names are called out. Several students say they are going to N. S. U. and a few to Colorado. Some to other colleges.

There is also the gigantic one who is tall and strong and says, "I have no plans after school."

The last speaker who gets up is a very quiet boy who says, "I don't know yet."

There are many faces that smile as they leave the room. They seem to be looking forward to what the future will bring them. Some of them talk about trips and others talk about studying in college or getting a job.

They all seem to be anxious and wondering what the future will bring.

FASHION NEWS

Sedan? Flower or what?

It is a dress with flowers on it and the hat to match.

Some are born with silver spoons in their mouths; I got born with clothes.

NAVY RECRUITING OFFICERS HERE

On March 25 the boys in our school from grade 7-12 were informed by two recruiting officers from the Minneapolis office that the Navy has an enlistment program for the boys who had not yet reached 18 years of age but in high school.

One class which is girls only and had upper class includes students who want to join the Navy upon graduation. The recruiters told the boys about the pay they would receive and the training they would get. They also gave information about the opportunities for further schooling and travel. Several students asked questions and were told to come to the office for more information and applications.

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ARMED FORCES

CONT. FROM P. 4
for games to be given A. home coming. I got a rating of first class and second (A/B) before Christmas and was not informed of it. I also got 10 points for cleanest barracks in squadron. I lost 8 man for AWOL [sic] for missing about 25 pounds since last July. S/Sgt. George Levine
Regimental Ins. Co./A
Lieut. Harry Goldspiegel
U.S. Navy Receiving
Our column. I am pleased and delighted to be able to hear from BHS boys. I would like to remind you all that the Senior Prom will be held May 28 at the Rialto Theater. All juniors are urged to be present. Any senior who is planning to come home on leave please get in touch with me.
Gorman C. H. Peake
Marine Recruit? Detachment
Yonkers, N. Y.
P.S. Semper fi
Well it is time to get fellow BHS boys and girls to send in some of the news about friends who have left Bushey High to enter the armed forces. Let us hear from you. We want to make this a real paper. Send news to Box 12.
P.S.S. We like to have more home news.
—Editor

B.H.S. VACATION

The senior class is one of the need of the BHS is to have the Junior and Senior High School student body to return after the vacation. The school will again be opened on Monday and will continue until Thursday without losing time. Because many of the pupils will be returning from out of town and will forfeit medical and dental examinations, a make-up will be scheduled. The school will be open to all students. The class officers will meet on Monday to discuss plans for the rest of the year.
S.T.A. [illegible]
The school will also hold exams for all returning students upon arrival. Report cards will be mailed to parents on Friday. All students must attend regardless of vacation plans.

SENIOR CLASS PLAY

This years Senior class plays is one of the most enjoyable of the history of our school. The play is a comedy of school life. The characters are delightful and the plot is amusing. Tickets are on sale at the school office. The performance will be held next Friday night in the auditorium.
Cast includes: Marjorie Levine, Helen Lewis, and Irving Levitt.

GRADE NEWS

CONT. FROM P. 3
The eighth grade played a game in which they had to throw the ball across the gymnasium. The youngsters had a good time.
The new art club met last week and elected officers. The club will meet every Tuesday after school in room 12.
Miss Roberts has been appointed as new advisor to the club. The seventh grade enjoyed a science demonstration given by Mr. L. on Friday. The demonstration dealt with the laws of motion and gravity.
The fourth grade has been studying local history and prepared a play. The principal praised the students efforts.
P.S. Please send contributions for the class paper to the office.

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B.H.S. VICTORY ACTIVITIES

SIX AND NONLY STOCKING DRIVE

Here's a chance for all you gals who are patriotic: attend the Victory Six drive for the purchase of our country. At present the government is asking an additional two or three pairs of stockings from every girl as a few pair of silk hose are very scarce. An effort consisting mostly of the senior girls and a few of the juniors has been made among the B. H. S. girls to collect stockings. The stockings are to be for our country, the Red Cross and the USO. They are asking only six and none of you have any excuse for not getting them. They can be brought to the office by Miss Cummings or given to any member of the committee.

Don't forget to buy some more for Dad's and Mother's day.

VICTORY CORPS IS WELL UNDER WAY

The Victory Corps has now been started in the High School. Every shop is forming a group and plans for greater steps are in progress. The officers are: Joe Smith, President; John Jones, Vice-President; Mary Brown, Secretary; and Alice White, Treasurer. Their first activity will be joining in the community scrap drive. The purpose of the Victory Corps is to teach the students the importance of war work and to give them the opportunity to help in any manner possible. Membership is open to all students who wish to do their part.

Yours with Mr. Cummings in the Community Service are Mrs. Rosenblatt and Mrs. Dunsmore. The Production Service is directed by Mr. Neal and Mrs. Robbins. The Activities Committee is under the guidance of Miss Tyler. The Red Cross Drive is under the direction of Mrs. Grey. Student leaders are: Helen Sanders, Geraldine Boyd, Ruth Garrett, Gladys Radcliff, Barbara Evans, Willard Simms and Robert Olson. The local USO is run by Mrs. Edwin Harris.

The primary purpose of this campaign is to help bring about victory in our country in its time of need.

Let's all really donate so our fellow men may be helped.

Poetry: "It's the Little Things"

It's the Little Things

They Count

Two and two add up to four;
Four and four make eight;
Now and Now can sum to more
Those figures indicate.

Oh, if those little things
We urge some time to see
Don't forget the little things.

Don't you hope that counts?
Last years' dress didn't fit
Nor socks nor things you thought would do.

But little contributions
Made the things worth while,
And now we must sing
A song of little things.

They look and smile,
They reach across the aisle
And say a word or two.

Little strokes, folks,
Make great ticks of a clock,
But they're worth more than talk.

The gentle Patriot Blare
He says he'll buy a half loaf for you
But when he says he will not,
By putting off till tomorrow
It costs the country dear.

One small thing a million could do
And the whole world be fed.

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SEEN AROUND SCHOOL

Sung to the tune of
The Merry Month of May

1. While strolling
thru the halls one day,
I saw, I saw, I saw.
A group of pretty girls
with curls of gold,
A group of boys
with hair cut short.
They all passed by
and then they played.
I sat on a bench,
I saw the whole school,
A fact that you will
soon learn.

2. I started down the hall,
I went around the corner:
For this I would have
to catch a bus.
The children ran as fast
as some boys do.
The others played,
I saw the whole school.

3. "Was Kenny sick?"
"No" said Jean,
"He just got in late."

4. "Where's Tom?" said his
friend, "Oh he's in
class, of course."

5. The teacher says
the class began
at nine o'clock but
those who were late
were given a note.

6. "Are you ready"
said Mrs. Brown?
"No", said the boys.
"Then go out and play,"
said the teacher.

7. "I got an A on my
history test," said
Bill. "I hope to get
another A tomorrow."

8. Well that's all for
now, and so I say,
I saw the whole school
on a bright spring day.

A JOKE

A truly sweet cowhee,
From love's control,
Can cause a cry of joy
And tears to roll.

For Bert just called
her maiden name,
Her eyes popped wide
and she looked so tame.

Perchance, I happened
on a sight that causes mirth,
So stop and smile,
Life's worth a little more.

Ten-year-old Johnnie

Ten-year-old Johnnie was asked by his teacher to bring to school two cents for a project. Both he and his brother had been at home during the illness of their mother. Mrs. White asked about the money.

"I don't have any," said Johnnie.

"Why not?" asked the teacher.

"Well," said Johnnie, "we tried to make some money, but we couldn't get up enough to pay the rent."

News From Other Schools

ST. PAUL

Last week Mrs. Martin entered the school with a huge basket filled with new books. The children were very happy to choose some for their reading.

ELLSWORTH

Several of the boys have been playing ball by the high school. They seem to enjoy the sport immensely.

HONOR ROLL

GRADE III

Ruth Johnson
Laura Grimes

GRADE IV

Mary L. Brown
Eddie Smith

GRADE V

Helen Rogers
Philip Martin

(Names listed as reported by the school office.)

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NEW BOOKS

This year the library has added many new books to its shelves. Approximately 150 have been added, many of them new juvenile books — The Golden Poppy, The Red Feather, The Little Princess, and Button, by Monk. Also "Story of a Girl," and "Our College Days," by various college people. There is also a book of short stories which may be found in the library. Some of the books which are new are: "Homeward Bound," "Bring Up the Rear," "The Vanishing Fleet," "Two Thousand Years Ago," by various authors. A number of new books are in the library which are of general interest.

More Titles Over Here

More titles over here. Children’s Biography by St. Nicholas for the younger set. Also Cooch book reviews and two books, "Life is Just Worth Living" by Taylor, and others by McPhee, F. R. and H. B. Also we have a goodly number of pictorial books. Many children communicate to library, showing interest in the books, and sometimes making remarks. If you are interested in books of any sort stop in at the library and look them over. New books are often shelved in the circulation desk area. The librarian will be glad to help you find books of interest.

JOY??

Lost: Will the gentleman who picked up the blue scarf on Riverside Drive please return to Blondie that was in his possession asked.
Captain: Why didn't you practice with your men, Private? Because the drill was over, but the sergeant said I was using too many rifles while I was at mess and have showed some others.
What does a bride think of when she looks into the closet? Alone: "After my marriage—" (he stops slowly).
Jack: This is hardly a joke; my arm is numb.
Jill: Why not? Jack: For no reason.
Did you hear about the Missouri man who had been divorced from his wife for going away with another woman? He finally went into the house and found his wife with another man. "Why didn't you put a knife into his back?" she asked. "Because," he said, "if I had I should have been taken by the police."
A man went to the dentist and found his teeth so bad he couldn't chew. "How much will it cost?" he asked. The dentist replied, "It will cost you $3 to extract the tooth and $10 to convince you it is gone."
If you want to remember something in a strange way, try kissing a frog and seeing what note it will make around your neck.